1、Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.

你有零钱吗?因为我答应我老妈当我恋爱时要立刻打电话给她。

2、It's awful hot in here, or it is you?

这里真的好热，或许那是因为你的关系?

3、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

如果我能重新排列字母， 我要把 U (You) 跟 I 排在一起。

4、Do you have a map? Because I just keep losting in your eyes!

你有地图吗?因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了!

5、If you are a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.

如果你是我眼里的一滴眼泪，我不会 哭因为我害怕会失去你。

6、My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it.

我对你的爱就像是泻肚子一样，让我把持不住。

7、I am a thief, I am here to steal your heart.

我是小偷，我是来这儿偷你的心。

8、A. How are you?

B: Fine.

A: I didn't ask you how you looked, I asked you how are you.

A: 你好吗?

B: 好。

A: 我没有问你长的如何，我只是问你好不好。

9、I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

我把我的电话簿弄丢了，我能用你的吗?(双关语，其实是跟对方要电 话)